It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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