the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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