Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize