Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
