Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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