he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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