Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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