And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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