Your tits are I can't wait for
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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