How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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