he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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