if you like me you must not know who I am
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We have started to decorate penises.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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