Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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