i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
