all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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