I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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