if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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