So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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