Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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