She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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