Grow some girl-balls and come out already
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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