i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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