Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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