Cold hands, warm shart.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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