I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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