Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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