He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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