Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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