In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
