And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize