It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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