Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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