the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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