love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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