Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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