you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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