Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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