I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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