She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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