You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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