I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Drake has all the answers
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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