i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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