I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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