ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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