I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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