He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Dear god my vagina.
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