I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i will never coherently bang her
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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