Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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