Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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