drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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