This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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