I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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