i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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