you would pick up someone in the library
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i am craving dick and cupcakes
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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